The Thou shalt
nots:
1. Thou shalt not piss, nor shit on
the Playa
2. Thou shalt not stare, nor ogle, nor whistle at nude people.
3. Thou shalt not not harass, nor yell, "NICE PUSSY!!! SHOW YOUR
TITTIES!!! HOW BIG IS YOUR DICK!!! FINE ASS!!!" at thy fellow
campers; unless summoned to do so by thy fellow campers.
4. Thou shalt not blast thy stereo at night when thy neighbor is
trying to sleep next to thee.
5. Thou shalt not leave thy cig butts, nor beer bottles, nor
plastic baggies blowin' in the wind, nor on the Playa.
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6. Thou shalt not covet thy
neighbors camp space and move onto it without thy neighbor's
consent.
7. Thou shalt not steal.
8. Thou shalt not set fire to thy neighbor's camp, nor his/her
artwork, nor his wife, nor her husband, nor his/her man servant, nor
his/her maid servant, nor his/her oxen, nor his/her SUV, nor his/her
tent, nor his/her shade structure, nor his/her ass.
9. Thou Shalt not vend, nor sell thy stuff on the Playa.
10. Thou shalt not play unwanted grab
ass. |
Larry Madill, The Giver of The
Law.
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