1) A sexy young woman approaches you by the porta-potties and hands you a joint. You....
a. Look at her in shock and say, "fuck
off"
b. Ask to see a badge because you know that she is really an undercover
cop
c. Light the joint and pass it to whoever is around you, including your
new friend
d. Politely comment that you don't do drugs, but would be more
than happy to share other delights at your camp.
e. None of the above
Correct answer: c or d
The best way to
make friends and meet people at Burning Man is to share, be friendly, and
participate. A friendly smile will help you meet friends and have a great
experience. You don't have to do drugs, but you should be as considerate as
possible if someone offers you a treat. Don't be critical or judge others -
we're all here to have fun in our own way!!!
2) It is late at night and as you are walking back to your camp, you notice a man passed out near the street. You approach the person and ask if he is okay. You get no response, and notice a syringe on the ground. You…
a. Keep on walking and figure that someone
else will find him
b. Ride your bike or walk to the nearest Ranger station
for help
c. Scream bloody murder and wake up every camp around you
d.
Check his pockets and steal whatever valuables you can find
e. Find a police
officer and tell him that someone overdosed on drugs
Correct answer: b
The best case scenario
to help someone who has passed out because of a drug overdose or alcohol
consumption is to find a Black Rock Ranger. The Ranger HQ is located in Center
Camp, and they would be more than willing to help a person in need. There are
professionally trained rangers who can appropriately deal with a medical
emergency. If you contact a Nevada State peace officer, the person may end up in
jail.
3) Because of the strict Nevada drug laws, you decide to leave your stash at home and buy drugs on the playa. A friendly person walks into your camp and asks if you want to buy some acid. You are ecstatic and spend $100 on drugs. After you drop your first hit, you realize that the acid is no good. You…
a. Spend your weekend on a rampage
searching for the person to get your money back
b. Sell the acid to another
sucker
c. Take numerous hits of acid to see how many you need to get off -
one just wasn't enough
d. Use the acid as a trade item to bargain for other
drugs
e. Shrug it off and try to find other drugs from friends or
neighbors
Correct answer: e
It is best to count
your luck and be thankful that you didn't spend more money than you already did.
Buying drugs at Burning Man is ify at best, some are good and others are not.
You may encounter people who can recommend certain camps or places to buy "good
stuff" so it best to hear from others first or try a test sample. Please do not
try to sell your crap to another innocent victim. Karma will come back to haunt
you!