"Out on the Town", with
           KATIE KITTY

Just Little Me, Katie Kitty!

Oh My God, I'm am so completely JAZZED to be writing for the Burning Man Yahoo Pamphlet AGAIN this year. Can you believe it? In my "STRAIGHT" life I'm an administrative assistant at Pinch, Polk and Prober in Los Angeles and in my ALTERNATIVE life I'm now a journalist with my finger to the pulse of our Beloved Black Rock City. Well, let me start off first by saying, when I heard the GREAT THEME this year, "Beyond Belief" I was so inspired that I, Katie Kitty decided to organize a THEME CAMP!


Who is Beyond Belief? WELL, I AM OF COURSE! All the boys at the mall and in school are always saying so. My daddy, who Absolutely Worships Me, says so. So it was only natural that I would come up with the idea of the TEMPLE OF KATIE!   Catchy, isn't it?

So, since we're all veteran burners (this is my THIRD YEAR on the playa GIRL FRIENDS) I decided that I would grace our City with something everyone loves, ME. Who wouldn't want to come and adore my perfect hair, white straight teeth, beautiful natural looking tan, bountiful tatas (they're REAL boys, tee hee) and overall shapely figure. Also, my sense of style is unmatched since I mix the alternative with the classy. I'm definitely the STAR of Burning Man and everyone will now be able to come to my camp and worship me. GIGGLE GIGGLE!!!

But it isn't just about me girls, no way! Out of the Town is also about doing Burning Man in style girlfriends. Here are some things I've learned about Theme Camps and how to make them TOTALLY KILLER Girls!

----Your OWN Theme Camp!

We all know Burning Man is a great place to BE SEEN and to NETWORK, but setting up a Theme Camp is hard work Folks! It isn't just about setting up a nice kitchen and shade structure, It isn't just about painting your THEME CAMP SIGN and figuring out how to put it in the playa. It isn't just about decorating the place with weird things you bought at the Thrift Store when you were slumming in Long Beach. No, there is real planning involved and I'm here for you SISTER so you too can be POPULAR AND COOL WITH IT!

LEAVE NO TRACE!   My newbie friends Brandi and Zoe asked me, "Suppose you have a lapse in judgment one day and eat solid food? How do you deal with vomit chucks in your gray water Katie?"  Well, we ALL know about Leave No Trace and this includes those mushy bits of undigested food too! I suggest putting CHEESECLOTH IN YOUR BARF BOWL so when you upchuck, the water strains though and the chunks are caught. Then you can burn off that icky food on a fire platform! Our HUNKY CAMPMATE CHAD came up with a great idea too! Once you've removed the chunks, Filter all your gray water though a set of MISTERS at the entrance to your camp! The citizens will love you for it and you'll be doing your part to keep the playa clean!

----Fashion Shows are HIP!

Goddesses and Angels are HOT this year. You've been working out ALL YEAR so you can strut your stuff, and having a FASHION SHOW is a great way to make sure all EYES ARE ON YOU!

This year we're highlighting the Theme with Bindis, Sarongs, Angel Wings and those cool modern primitive Tongue and Nose Piercings. I tell you, I'm so ALTERNATIVE it makes my head spin. Back in LA, the boys just eat me up because I'm so different and now you can come and see me modelling my favorite looks. From my Ultra Low Rise Jeans, to my Pierced Belly Button and Super Slutty Rock Star Wear come and see what the cool people are wearing at BRC. Since our boys in the Military killed the evildoers in those countries where the Hijackers came from on that FateFul day, ANYTHING with an AMERICAN FLAG on it is HIP ! Show off your stuff all you TRUE PATRIOTS!

I'll even have a thong contest! OH YEYAW! ... for all you girls who want to show off what you got! If you're not looking GOOD, people will think you're from San Francisco! I am SO SURE!

San Francisco may have started Burning Man, but LA is what makes Burning Man HOT!

----Art is Fun to look at!

Imagination is when you have an idea in your head that is WEIRD, FUNKY or ALTERNATIVE. You can let your imagination go CRAZY at Burning Man. You'll see what I mean so make sure you bring your camera! All the pretty art everywhere will definitely inspire you to make some of your own. I suggest something ORIGINAL like glow necklaces on a post inside your camp. You even can BUY some really COOL STUFF like glowing red hearts or even signs that flash, "HOT CHICKA" and put those up in your camp.

Of course, you can also have LARGE POSTER SIZED PHOTOS OF YOURSELF hanging in your camp. That way, when you're Out on the Town going to all of the CLUBS on the Esplanade, people will recognize you. Let them known you're a GIRL GONE WILD! It's all about your BRAND GIRLS and your BEAUTIFUL BODY is the BEST BRAND THERE IS. IF YOU GOT IT FLAUNT IT GIRLS!


There are so many great Theme camps at Burning Man. I'm doing one this year and you should too! Here are a couple we'd like to see.

Pilates Camp   The secret of the world's Most Beautiful bodies is out! This month's health craze is Pilates since ALL the BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ARE DOING IT. So why not a camp devoted to Dynamic Toning, Cardio Boot Camp and Precision Sculpting.

Massage Bed and Breakfast   With all the working out you'll be doing, you'll want to have a relaxing therapeutic massage. Sure there are massage camps now, but is it too much to ask for Sports Massage Treatments, Facials and Aromatherapy in a calm, relaxing environment?? Air Conditioning would be nice. Also, if you go to a Bed and Breakfast girls, don't forget to skip the Breakfast and go right to bed.

I Love to Shop Camp  Whether you're here for a day or a week, we all miss the MALL. How about a camp where we could browse and shop for our faves? A replica of Rodeo Drive would be nice. One of the hardest things at BRC is missing my Coco Chanel, Ralph Lauren, Valentino and Tiffany.

Camp Uplift   Get WILD during the Critical Tits March GIRLS! But if you aren't fortunate to have breast augmentation or naturally perky tatas like ME, wouldn't it be nice to have a place where we can have a professional put invisilift body tape under your boobs so they don't have down like udders? I mean REALLY!


WOW! Themecamps sure are a lot of work! But remember, it will all pay off when you find your Hunk of Burning Love. And when you've got a THEME CAMP, it is so much easier to find them. As long as you are HOT and have plenty of GIRLS GONE WILD, the HUNKY GUYS will flock to your camp EVERY DAY and NIGHT and you'll have your PICK OF THE LITTER! TEE HEE! Just go through the line of guy wearing backwards baseball caps and Mardi Gras Beads like they are interviewing for a JOB! What could be better ladies? It may not rain in the desert, but it'll be RAINING MEN at your CAMP!

When you pick one, or as many as you want, always remember the RULES of DEALING with our KIND OF BOYS. MAKE SURE:

  • They don't slip anything into your drink
  • You get their real name and location where they're staying
  • That you're somewhere where people can hear you scream if he's too "rowdy"
  • And be sure to bring condoms and practice SAFE SEX if you take the plunge.
Boys will be boys!

SO Good luck girls. I'M SO HAPPY to be again writing this year. Hugs to you all and remember,

Katie Kitty Hearts you!.

I'm SO THERE! Cya on the Playa! Make sure to Stop by the TEMPLE OF KITTY!


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