The Giver of The
The Thou Shalts:
1. Participate in Burning Man and
keep it Holy; blessed shall you be for the rest of thy life.
2. Thou shalt Leave No Trace, and carry away all garbage thyself.
3. Thou shalt drink water, lest ye die like a stupid
4. Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself.
5. Thou shalt read the bulletin boards and newspapers for
6. Thou shalt shalt be polite
7. Thou shalt be respectful and courteous to the Black Rock
Rangers; they are your friends and mighty kewl motha, too.
8. Thou shalt cover up thy corporate logo, lest Ryder and Budget
Rent-a-car become our sponsor.
9. Thou shalt say nice things about the people who wrote this
10. Thou shalt have fun, and boggie-ooggie-ooggie until thy ass
cannot boggie-ooggie-ooggie no more.
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