Yahoo Education Pamphlet, Burning Man 2000

Larry Madill is a refuge from the '70s adult film industry. In his former career Larry, who went by the screen name Dick Biggles, starred in over 200 pornographic films, including "Jizzy Stardust and the Spunkers from Mars" and "Easy, Ride Her". He quit the adult film industry in 1983, claiming, "I love the work, but I really want to direct." Today he makes his living as a under-paid writer, supplementing his income as a cunnilingus instructor at a small Midwestern junior college. He can often by found nights at Bianca's giving lesson for grilled cheese sandwiches and Ecstasy. (And, no, he is not related to Larry Harvey, and, no, he does not find that joke funny.)

John Mosbaugh is a impish gnome from the Shires of Middle Earth. He fled the peaceful Shires of Middle Earth after he was convicted of selling fake crack-cocaine to Harry Potter and pimping Frodo's bitches, without the temperamental hobbit's permission. John initially moved to Los Angeles and ghost-wrote some of Hollywood's classic films: "Casablanca", "Apocalypse Now", and Pauley Shore's landmark, "Encino Man". John moved to the Bay Area, after systematic harassment by the OPCHSSA (The Organization for the Prevention of Cruelty to Hobbits and Sorcerer's Apprentices), where he now shares a loft apartment with Shaft, the black Dwarf-Lord of San Franciso. As of now he has no plans to return to Middle Earth.

Azrael (aka Gary Montgomery) used to be known as Lance Ito. Two years ago he decided to change his name and drop out of the public eye. Gary ("Judge" to his friends) spent a year living the Bohemian life, sleeping under Kato Caelin's bed and doing odd jobs, like gerbil grooming and fetish leather model in a small S&M boutique on Melrose. After quitting his last job as a waiter in a gay strip club Gary decided to move to Nevada. Gary currently lives on a small ranch on the outskirts of Area 51 and breeds mutant alien sheep.

Dragon is a strange homeless man who wanders the aisle of the Reno Super K-mart, trying to sell people bootlegged Hendrix tapes.

Mtn. Girl (aka Karen Oeh) was found on the Playa at the age of five. Discovered by ex-hippie wagon train pioneers all she could say was, "Damn. Those were mighty big goats!" She later grew to become an accomplished horse wrangler and basketball player. After she graduated high school played professional basketball in Italy, before breaking her shins in an unfortunate accident in her hotel room, involving two male waiters, a cocktail waitress from Reno. She now lives 9 months out of the year in the Patagonia outback, writing songs for Barry Manilow and Trent Reznor.

QuasiPseudo began as a spore drifting towards Earth, pulled by the psychic energy of Ayahuascan chants, ecstatic glossolalia and repeating loops of the Simpsons theme music. He entered the atmosphere along the Pacific coast and was sunsequently breathed in by an unsuspecting human of the “hippie” variety. QuasiPseudo quickly took root within the human’s neocortex, creating a communication line with its native dimension. The human symbiot withstood barrage after barrage of ineffible information to the point of total mental collapse. QuasiPseudo is now a gibbering, drooling fool only let loose from his four padded walls in order to attend Burning Man, and to attempt one last mad break back into his plane of origin.

Zarka would like to find a better quartet. He would make a good president, but he doesn't want the job. He enjoys his current occupation as a mad scientist, and is the primary researcher and data analyst for the Whale Dream Translation Project, operating out of his Trihead-Sextaped-Pentacycle Submarine ZarkAkraZ. When out of the water, Zarka is an enthusiastic tree symbiont.

NOTE: You may be wondering if these bios are true. . .
OF COURSE!
Well, I did make up that thing about Shaft, the Dwarf-Lord. But everything else is true. Kinda.

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	Larry Madill is a refuge from the '70s adult film industry. In his former career Larry, who went by the screen name Dick Biggles, starred in over 200 pornographic films, including "Jizzy Stardust and the Spunkers from Mars" and "Easy, Ride Her". He quit the adult film industry in 1983, claiming, "I love the work, but I really want to direct." Today he makes his living as a under-paid writer, supplementing his income as a cunnilingus instructor at a small Midwestern junior college. He can often by found nights at Bianca's giving lesson for grilled cheese sandwiches and Ecstasy. (And, no, he is not related to Larry Harvey, and, no, he does not find that joke funny.)
	John Mosbaugh is a impish gnome from the Shires of Middle Earth. He fled the peaceful Shires of Middle Earth after he was convicted of selling fake crack-cocaine to Harry Potter and pimping Frodo's bitches, without the temperamental hobbit's permission. John initially moved to Los Angeles and ghost-wrote some of Hollywood's classic films: "Casablanca", "Apocalypse Now", and Pauley Shore's landmark, "Encino Man". John moved to the Bay Area, after systematic harassment by the OPCHSSA (The Organization for the Prevention of Cruelty to Hobbits and Sorcerer's Apprentices), where he now shares a loft apartment with Shaft, the black Dwarf-Lord of San Franciso. As of now he has no plans to return to Middle Earth.
	Azrael (aka Gary Montgomery) used to be known as Lance Ito. Two years ago he decided to change his name and drop out of the public eye. Gary ("Judge" to his friends) spent a year living the Bohemian life, sleeping under Kato Caelin's bed and doing odd jobs, like gerbil grooming and fetish leather model in a small S&M boutique on Melrose. After quitting his last job as a waiter in a gay strip club Gary decided to move to Nevada. Gary currently lives on a small ranch on the outskirts of Area 51 and breeds mutant alien sheep.
	Dragon is a strange homeless man who wanders the aisle of the Reno Super K-mart, trying to sell people bootlegged Hendrix tapes.
	Mtn. Girl (aka Karen Oeh) was found on the Playa at the age of five. Discovered by ex-hippie wagon train pioneers all she could say was, "Damn. Those were mighty big goats!" She later grew to become an accomplished horse wrangler and basketball player. After she graduated high school played professional basketball in Italy, before breaking her shins in an unfortunate accident in her hotel room, involving two male waiters, a cocktail waitress from Reno. She now lives 9 months out of the year in the Patagonia outback, writing songs for Barry Manilow and Trent Reznor.
	QuasiPseudo began as a spore drifting towards Earth, pulled by the psychic energy of Ayahuascan chants, ecstatic glossolalia and repeating loops of the Simpsons theme music. He entered the atmosphere along the Pacific coast and was sunsequently breathed in by an unsuspecting human of the “hippie” variety. QuasiPseudo quickly took root within the human’s neocortex, creating a communication line with its native dimension. The human symbiot withstood barrage after barrage of ineffible information to the point of total mental collapse. QuasiPseudo is now a gibbering, drooling fool only let loose from his four padded walls in order to attend Burning Man, and to attempt one last mad break back into his plane of origin.
	Zarka would like to find a better quartet. He would make a good president, but he doesn't want the job. He enjoys his current occupation as a mad scientist, and is the primary researcher and data analyst for the Whale Dream Translation Project, operating out of his Trihead-Sextaped-Pentacycle Submarine ZarkAkraZ. When out of the water, Zarka is an enthusiastic tree symbiont.
	NOTE: You may be wondering if these bios are true. . . OF COURSE! Well, I did make up that thing about Shaft, the Dwarf-Lord. But everything else is true. Kinda.