Larry Madill is a refuge from the '70s adult film industry. In his former career Larry, who went by the screen name Dick Biggles, starred in over 200 pornographic films, including "Jizzy Stardust and the Spunkers from Mars" and "Easy, Ride Her". He quit the adult film industry in 1983, claiming, "I love the work, but I really want to direct." Today he makes his living as a under-paid writer, supplementing his income as a cunnilingus instructor at a small Midwestern junior college. He can often by found nights at Bianca's giving lesson for grilled cheese sandwiches and Ecstasy. (And, no, he is not related to Larry Harvey, and, no, he does not find that joke funny.)

John Mosbaugh is a impish gnome from the Shires of Middle Earth. He fled the peaceful Shires of Middle Earth after he was convicted of selling fake crack-cocaine to Harry Potter and pimping Frodo's bitches, without the temperamental hobbit's permission. John initially moved to Los Angeles and ghost-wrote some of Hollywood's classic films: "Casablanca", "Apocalypse Now", and Pauley Shore's landmark, "Encino Man". John moved to the Bay Area, after systematic harassment by the OPCHSSA (The Organization for the Prevention of Cruelty to Hobbits and Sorcerer's Apprentices), where he now shares a loft apartment with Shaft, the black Dwarf-Lord of San Franciso. As of now he has no plans to return to Middle Earth.

Jo Nelson spent the formative years of her life as a private dancer and Chicago gun-moll. After being convicted of the stabbing death of Mafia hitman, Johnny "The Schlong" Gioviani, Jo left her life of crime and joined a small convent, spending three years in seclusion with Sister Dana. She then decided to dedicate her life to making the world better through teaching kids how to flashdance "like a maniac". She also runs two small businesses. One making specializing in leg warmers for plus-sized kids, and the second specializing in welding equipment for unemployed dancers.

Azrael (aka Gary Montgomery) used to be known as Lance Ito. Two years ago he decided to change his name and drop out of the public eye. Gary ("Judge" to his friends) spent a year living the Bohemian life, sleeping under Kato Caelin's bed and doing odd jobs, like gerbil grooming and fetish leather model in a small S&M boutique on Melrose. After quitting his last job as a waiter in a gay strip club Gary decided to move to Nevada. Gary currently lives on a small ranch on the outskirts of Area 51 and breeds mutant alien sheep.

Kamakhya Devi refused to give any biographical information whatsoever, outside of screaming, "MORRISON ISN'T DEAD!"

Mtn. Girl (aka Karen Oeh) was found on the Playa at the age of five. Discovered by ex-hippie wagon train pioneers all she could say was, "Damn. Those were mighty big goats!" She later grew to become an accomplished horse wrangler and basketball player. After she graduated high school played professional basketball in Italy, before breaking her shins in an unfortunate accident in her hotel room, involving two male waiters, a cocktail waitress from Reno. She now lives 9 months out of the year in the Patagonia outback, writing songs for Barry Manilow and Trent Reznor.

Dragon is a strange homeless man who wanders the aisle of the Reno Super K-mart, trying to sell people bootlegged Hendrix tapes.

NOTE: You may be wondering if these bios are true. . .


Well, I did make up that thing about Shaft, the Dwarf-Lord. But everything else is true. Kinda.

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