In 2000, Everything will be Different.
The pyro team plans ot burn the Man on Monday morning and will be done with any chance of it malfunctioning later in the week. This will also remove a major reason to have yahoos wandering around the event. We will place a large sign at Fernley and Cedarville stating:

Dear Participants:
Due to an accident, the Man already burned.

In addition, all of the good looking women with firm tittles have been arrested on unspecified charges.

The only thing left for women can best be described as a huge hairy marshmallow with two oranges in tube socks.

Sorry for the Inconvenience.
If you still attend after that, you were coming out for all the right reasons anyway.

pyro boy

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